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lyrics
You are waiting
Outside your office.
Across the street
A man stands alone.
In front of his head
A cardboard placard
With a smiley face
Scrawled on it in black pen.
Do you: A) call 911;
B) punch the face;
C) smile back?
Squad cars arrive
With sirens wailing.
A SWAT team takes position
And a non-uniformed officer
With a loud-hailer
Walks up next to you.
Do you: A) back away;
B) tell them the man with the smiley
face is not a threat;
C) check your pocket?
In your pocket is a revolver,
A cigarette lighter
And a mask.
Do you: A) take out the revolver;
B) Light a cigarette;
C) Put on the mask?
There is a small explosion.
The officers fall to the ground
coughing.
You breathe through the mask.
It seems to be some kind of poison
gas.
The police are all dead now.
The man with the smiley face
Is still standing there.
He starts to walk toward you.
Do you: A) Say hello;
B) Run away;
C) Shoot him?
The bullet goes through his body
But there is no blood.
The man keeps walking forward.
A car pulls up.
A woman in a mask
Opens the right side door
And shouts, ‘get in!’
Do you: A) get in;
B) Shoot the man with the smiley
face again;
C) Shoot the woman?
The woman puts her foot on the gas
And you tail it outa there.
She turns to you and says,
‘It started.We gotta get out the
city.’
She goes through a red light and
hangs a left.
Up ahead the road is blocked
By a giant sheet of cardboard.
A smiley face is scrawled on it
As if by a twenty foot magic
marker.
You screech to a halt.
Do you: A) Stay in the car;
B) Get out the car and run to a side
street;
C) Shoot the giant smiley face?
From inside the car
You watch the giant smile open
Into a giant black mouth.
You don’t know how
But the car is pulled inside.
You no longer experience gravity.
Do you: A) Try to get out the car;
B) Do nothing;
C) Shoot yourself?
You are waiting
Outside your office.
Across the street
A man stands alone.
In front of his head
A cardboard placard
With a smiley face
Scrawled on it in black pen.
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